Sunday, Monday… Vanity Post #8

Back in my younger days, I used to hate Mondays — as did almost every working person — since Mondays meant having to get up early for the start of yet another work week. Thankfully, my feelings towards Mondays have changed. Lately, they’ve been feeling a lot like Sundays.

However, I just realized something: With my Mondays feeling like Sundays, nothing has really changed. I STILL have to get up early the next day! The main difference is that I’m getting up early for something fun!

Hmmm… I hope what I just wrote makes sense.

“Garden Babies”… Vanity Post #6

Spent part of the day making room for more GreenStalk vertical planters, which will be homes for more “garden babies” — the plants in this year’s garden! Since I have yet to test the soil in my “kitchen garden” area, most of my “garden” has been located on my front porch — thanks to my GreenStalk vertical planters — a wonderful solution for those who either don’t have the room for — or want — a traditional “in the ground” garden.

I discovered these vertical planters a year or two ago, and I absolutely love ’em! They’ve allowed me to grow some of my favorite veggies (cucumbers, green peppers, and tomatoes) on my front porch!

With Sweet Thing’s help, I relocated all of our unused firewood from the front of the porch to the far side of it this afternoon. Once I empty and clean the remaining tiers of the GreenStalk vertical planters I used last year, I’ll then be able to assemble the last FIVE homes for my “garden babies” — for a total of eight! At that point, I will then be ready to head over to the local nursery for some of the above-mentioned veggies as well as order some seeds for such things as green beans (to make myself a “secret garden” — a green bean (and morning glory) teepee, which is something I’ve been wanting to make for a long time!) and maybe pumpkins or watermelons — dwarf kinds, of course.

So, yeah… Been spending lots of time on my “garden babies” lately. I’ve been tending to/ watering my current ones, including “Black” and “Berry”, my two blackberry plants (both of whom have been nibbled on by the local wildlife, unfortunately) as well as “Chandler” and “Duke”, my two blueberry plants — all four of whom reside in my “kitchen garden” — as well as lots of onions, potatoes, and strawberries in three 3-tier GreenStalk vertical planters on the front porch. In addition, I’ve also been planning who will reside in the five upcoming planters! Only time will tell who ends up on my front porch…

A State of Exhaustion… Vanity Post #5

Since I happened upon Chuck Lorre’s “vanity cards” (which he puts at the end of his sitcoms), I’ve been “watching the credits” of “Mom” episodes (my current “Chuck Lorre Productions” sitcom on Netflix). The “vanity card” (#435) at the end of the episode of “Mom” that I watched (during a treadmill session) tonight originally aired way back on 16 December 2013!

In it, Mr. Lorre admitted that he’d “achieved a state of exhaustion that (he’d) never known before” AND that he’d “managed to completely burn (himself) out.” He continued by saying “the phrase ‘words fail me’ has suddenly become deeply and frighteningly meaningful.”

He ended with: “Dammit. I just remembered I have to stick around ’til January. I’m really curious to see if “The Big Bang Theory” wins a Golden Globe. I already know about the People’s Choice.”*

After reading “Chuck Lorre Productions, #435 vanity card”, I was curious, too. So… I did a quick online search, and I discovered one possible reason for how/why he’d “achieved a state of exhaustion” and “completely burned out” as well as the results of January 2014’s Golden Globe Awards show.

First, I discovered that during that television season (2013-2014), he was working on FOUR sitcoms at the same time:

  1. “The Big Bang Theory”;
  2. “Two and a Half Men”;
  3. “Mike & Molly”; AND
  4. “Mom” (his 7th sitcom series)!

This meant that he was writing FOUR “vanity cards” each week from about September through May AND that’s in addition to whatever else he had to do to keep those FOUR series on the air! No wonder he felt exhausted and burned out! WOW!!

  • FYI: “The Big Bang Theory” did not win a Golden Globe in 2014. It received two nominations: (1) Best TV Series — Musical or Comedy (which was won by “Brooklyn Nine-Nine), and (2) Best Actor in a TV series — Musical or Comedy (Jim Parsons). Note: The award for the (2) nomination ended up going to Andy Samberg, of “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”.

Stages of a Fiction Writer… Vanity Post #4

Because I knew I’d be waiting to be called in for a much-needed doctor’s appointment this morning, I brought my Kindle with me, so I could read something today — in an attempt to obtain a “perfect month” award in Kindle’s Spring Reading Challenge — a very elusive award for me. I ended up waiting SO LONG to be called in that I managed to FINISH reading a book!

That book was “Stages of a Fiction Writer: Know Where You Stand on the Path to Writing” by Dean Wesley Smith, and I discovered some things that I’m hoping will help me remain firmly seated on the “writing wagon” from which I’ve fallen too many times to count. I am going to transcribe them into this vanity post, so they’ll be easily accessible whenever I hit a bump on my writing path and/or feel as though I’m about to fall off the (writing) wagon.

Without further ado, here goes…

Heinlein’s Rules

  1. You must write.
  2. You must finish what you write.
  3. You must not rewrite unless to editorial request. (Editors are people who buy things, not someone you hire, folks.)
  4. You must put your work on the market.
  5. You must keep it one the market.

The Secret to Working Through Stage Three

Just tell the next story.

Do your best on every story you write, keep learning, keep practicing, and then just tell the next story.

Get that story you just finished out to sell to readers in one way or another.

And then just keep learning and tell the next story.

Make writing fun.

Make learning fun.

Make telling stories fun.

And the experiment continues… Vanity Post #3

As I mentioned at the beginning of this experiment, I was inspired by Chuck Lorre’s “vanity cards”, which aired in the final seconds of each of his sitcom’s, beginning with “Dharma and Greg”. After discovering them at the end of an episode of “Mom” (that I’ve been watching on Netflix — for the first time even though the series actually aired way back in 2013!), I’ve been hooked! Now, I “watch the credits” instead of skipping to the “next episode” like I usually do when I’m watching series on Netflix — just so I can read what Chuck Lorre had to say in his next vanity card!

So, yeah… I’m enjoying Chuck Lorre’s “vanity cards”, AND I’m looking forward to continuing my experiment with “vanity posts”. Stay tuned for more!

An Experiment…

As the title indicates, I am beginning an experiment today: I will be trying something new with “Torianna’s Corner” — something that I first did way back when I started my LiveJournal: posting something every day. Through the years, I’ve endeavored to publish on a daily basis, but, all too often, daily became weekly, which then became monthly, well.. I’m sure you get the drift.

Earlier this year, my writing came to a grinding halt — when it came to both my stories AND “Torianna’s Corner”, my author Web site. A month or two ago, I made a decision about my weekly “Tasty Tuesdays” posts — and all Web site posts, for that matter. I decided to publish posts to “Torianna’s Corner” on a weekly basis — one type of post per week. Sadly, this hasn’t helped much, so…

I’m going to try a different approach — an experiment, if you will — one that is based on something I saw at the end of one of the TV shows that I’m currently watching on Netflix. While watching, I noticed what appeared to be a large block of text after the credits — 1 second before the end of the ep. Curious about what it was, I went back and paused it. It began with “Chuck Lorre Productions, #111: This is the official “I have nothing worth writing about” vanity card.” Since I had never heard about “vanity cards” before, I did a bit of online research, and I discovered that Chuck Lorre (a man known as “the king of sitcoms” — at least I think that was the title he was given) puts a “vanity card” at the end of each episode of all of his sitcoms. So… I figured that I would borrow his idea and start putting “vanity cards” at the end of each day — by publishing a post to “Torianna’s Corner” before I go to bed each day. I am hoping that by forcing myself to publish something every day (for at least a month), I will develop a habit of publishing on a regular basis, which will then allow me to keep this “author Web site” of mine more up-to-date that it’s been in years.

So, yeah… My “vanity card” experiment begins… TODAY! I hope you’ll follow along with this experiment! Since I have a feeling that I might start running out of topics, I hope you’ll leave a comment to let me know what topics you’d like me to address in these “vanity card” posts. Looking forward to hearing your thoughts about this experiment of mine AND any topics you’d like to suggest.

May’s “Tasty Tuesdays Twofer”!

I have a special treat for you: a “twofer” of recipes for “cookies in a jar”. The month’s offerings arose from Sweet Thing’s “sweet tooth” AND a desire to find a quicker way to satisfy that desire for sweets. A while back (like several years, if I’m being honest), I came across a recipe for “Oatmeal Lace Cookies” that I tried, liked, and creating several jars of the dry ingredients — “cookies in a jar”! However, I haven’t made any since then, primarily because I misplaced the recipe. Then, I came across a recipe for chocolate chip cookies that I thought would be perfect for making up several batches of “cookies in a jar”. After a bit of searching and tweaking, I finally had not one, but two “cookies in a jar” recipes — one for the oatmeal lace cookies AND another for chocolate chip cookies!

One day, I decided to indulge Sweet Things’s “sweet tooth” by making up two jars’ worth of cookies — one jar of the oatmeal lace cookies mix and my one and only jar of chocolate chip cookie mix. Both turned out to be delicious, and were soon just tasty memories. I really enjoyed not having to measure out the dry ingredients or having to cream the butter and sugar together (something I do NOT like doing for some reason)! By having my “cookies in a jar” stash, all I’ve got to do to satisfy a “sweet tooth” (his or mine) is grab a jar of the dry ingredients, dump the contents into a bowl, add the wet ingredients (butter, egg, vanilla, etc), mix everything together, drop onto cookie sheets, and bake! Hot-out-of-the -oven cookies in almost no time at all!

To prevent myself from misplacing these recipes again AND to give y’all a special (and yummy!) treat, I decided to feature both of these recipes in this month’s “Tasty Tuesdays Twofer” post. And now, without further ado, here are the two “cookies in a jar” recipes:

Oatmeal Lace Cookies

(from: littlehouseliving.com)

1/2 cup all purpose flour (gluten-free flour can be used)

1/2 cup brown sugar (raw sugar can be used)

pinch of salt

1/4 teaspoon baking powder

1/2 cup old-fashioned oats

2 Tablespoons milk

6 Tablespoons butter

Melted chocolate (optional)

Directions

  1. In a large bowl, mix together all the dry ingredients. (In other words, dump the contents of the jar into a large bowl.).
  2. Melt the butter and add it along with the milk into the mixture (of dry ingredients); stir until all ingredients are incorporated.
  3. Drop by teaspoonful onto a cookie sheet. (Because these have quite a bit of butter in them, it’s not necessary to grease the cookie sheets first.)
  4. Bake at 400 degrees F for about 10-15 minutes (depending on how hot your oven is), until the edges start to get very slightly brown.
  5. Let the cookies cool before removing them from the cookie sheet. Drizzle with melted chocolate, if desired.

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Chocolate Chip Cookies in a Jar

1 cup PLUS 2 Tablespoons all-purpose flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/3 cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup packed light brown sugar

1 cup semisweet chocolate chips or chopped chocolate

3/4 cups chopped toasted walnuts or pecans (optional)

6 Tablespoons butter (either softened or melted)

1 large egg (beaten)

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions

  1. Whisk together the all-purpose flour, baking soda, and salt; put into a jar.
  2. Add both kinds of sugar on top of the flour mixture.
  3. Top the jar off with 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips or chopped chocolate, and the nuts if using. (Note: Adding the nuts may affect the length of time that the “cookies in a jar” mix will be shelf-stable.)

To make chocolate chip cookies:

  1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Grease (or line with parchment paper) two baking sheets.
  2. Mix the contents of the jar with the butter, beaten egg, and vanilla extract; drop the dough by heaping teaspoon or tablespoon onto the baking sheets, 2-3 inches apart.
  3. Bake until the cookies are just slightly golden on top and the edges are browned, 8-10 minutes, switching oven racks and rotating the sheets halfway through cooking.
  4. Let the cookies cool on the baking sheets for 2-3 minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to completely cool.

And there you have ’em: Not one but TWO tasty ways to satisfy someone’s “sweet tooth”. Because I don’t really like measuring out the dry ingredients, I’ll probably spend an afternoon measuring out LOTS of jars of ingredients, using both of these “cookies in a jar” recipes! In fact, I’ve already got a spot picked out for storing the full jars — on the top shelf of one of my baker’s racks in the kitchen. Within reach and ready to be of service when a “sweet tooth” starts acting up…

I hope you’ll give one (or both) of these recipes a try and then let me know your thoughts. In addition, if you’ve got other “cookies in a jar” (or even “gifts in a jar”) recipes that you wouldn’t mind sharing, I’d love to see ’em!

Take care AND happy munching!

The “7th of the month” post for May 2026

Welcome to May’s “7th of the month” journal post, which covers the period from 7 April through 6 May 2026. As per usual, I will be following the same pattern that I started in my very first “7th of the month” post by discussing events that fell into the following three categories:

  • Holler,
  • Personal, and, of course,
  • Writing.

And now, without further ado, here’s this month’s “7th of the month” post:

Holler

This “month”, the main focus for “holler” projects was gardening. I spent the first part of the month building small (1’x4′) Square Foot Garden (SFG) planters for part of my plant order through the local Cooperative Extension office. These planters, my “berry boxes”, are for the blackberry and blueberry plants — the starts of my two berry patches. These berry patches are something I’ve been wanting to do since I picked blackberries from the black berry patch of a dear friend of mine, who then turned ’em into blackberry cobblers! Hopefully, I’ll soon be enjoying blackberry cobblers made from blackberries I picked from my own blackberry patch AND blueberry muffins with berries from something my dear friend didn’t have: a blueberry patch! Only time will tell how fruitful my “berry boxes” will become…

In addition to transplanting the blackberry and blueberry plants, I also transplanted some strawberries and onions from the same Cooperative Extension order. I filled TWO 3-tier GreenStalk vertical planters — one with strawberries and the other one with the onions. In addition to the 3-tier planters, I also filled not one… not two… but FOUR “grow bags” (two small and two large) with onions! This is primarily because one of our neighbors gave us a big bag of onion sets that a local business was giving away! Not wanting them to go to waste (like part of my Cooperative Extension order did), I had to work hard to get ’em all transplanted, which I managed to do over the course of several days. I planted ’em all about an inch apart (as per the directions from our neighbor), butt I’m really hoping that they’re not too close together. As with the berries, only time will tell…

In addition to building the “berry boxes”, I also spent some time — and effort — making what I’m calling my “sifter”, using scraps of wood that were lying around and some “chicken wire”. My original plan for the sifter was to use it for sifting the accumulation of sawdust from processing firewood, but then I realized that it would also work for sifting the soil from last year’s GreenStalk vertical planters. So, that’s what I did! Since my focus has been on gardening, I figure that I’ll use the sifter for its original purpose (sifting sawdust) once I’ve got everything I want to grow transplanted into the six other 3-tier GreenStalk vertical planters I’m planning to use for this year’s garden.

While I was busy with the above-mentioned gardening tasks, Sweet Thing spent some time working in the Annex (the new addition to the back of the reliquary) where he set up some solar PV lighting AND created a “sorting station” that I’ll be using as I go through all of the bins and boxes of “stuff” that I take out of the reliquary (to make room for the building of my longed-for loft storage AND a bonafide WORKSHOP). In addition, I might also turn some of the space near the “sorting station” into a temporary “sewing shed” since my plans for a permanent “sewing shed” fell through at the last minute!

In addition to working in the Annex, Sweet Thing also spent some time building me a ramp to get down into the “kitchen garden” area since I felt the back porch stairs were far too rickety for daily use. He ended up getting halfway done before realizing that the slop is too steep. Since we’ll need more wood, we’re going to order enough for the revised “kitchen garden” ramp AND for a much-needed front porch ramp — to replace the rickety front porch steps, too! I can’t tell you how excited I’ll be once both of the ramps have FINALLY been built. In the meantime, though, I’ll be using the partially completed ramp… dreaming about the TWO new ramps!

I’ve now got something exciting to share with y’all: the pond is now home to a couple of special visitors! A pair of Canadian Geese have taken up residence at the far end of the pond, so we’ve been spending lots of time watching them as they dine “al fresca” in the front yard and along the driveway. A few years ago, we had periodic visits from passing Canadian Geese during their annual migration, but they stopped visiting after a while. So… When we discovered the current couple, I was absolutely ecstatic! I REALLY hope that they’ll stick around for a while since I enjoy their company!

Personal

I waited until (almost) the last minute to file my 2025 income tax returns, and it took a phone call from my Darlin’ Daughter (who told me that they were headed down to their tax appointment) to get me started on my own tax returns. I suspect that the reason I waited so long to start this year was receiving letters from both the IRS AND the state’s equivalent! Apparently, I made several errors when preparing last year’s (2024) income tax returns! Thankfully, the errors I made ended up being settled in my favor, but just the fact that I’d made errors last year made me VERY nervous when it came to filing this year’s (2025) income tax returns. I spent many DAYS (probably weeks) working on mine — going back and forth between thinking that I’d be getting a refund to realizing that I’d have to owe taxes yet again. Once I was FINALLY sure I’d done the “maths” correctly (or as correctly as I could), I assembled ’em and then filed ’em — mere days before the April 15th deadline. Whew! I’m glad that task is out of the way for a while!! When next year’s tax season rolls around, I REALLY need to get an earlier start on the preparation of my tax returns!

Once I finally filed my 2025 income tax returns, I was then free to focus on other personal things — like my “quilt-along” sessions AND much-needed car repairs! I’m STILL working on “Wonky”, my double wedding ring quilt, which I want to become a family heirloom in much the same way as family Bibles ended up being family heirlooms — by documenting family weddings. Before it can become such an heirloom, however, I must FINISH the darned thing, especially since yet another series of “quilt-along” sessions will be starting soon! Moving one… At some point, we let the maintenance slide on a couple of our vehicles, which resulted in having just a single working vehicle (the “little white roadster”, or LWR, for short). Because of the work on the ramps, we realized that we needed to get our two other vehicles working, so that was another focus this “month”. As it turned out, bout of our other non-working vehicles (the ones that are able to haul large cargo like the “dimensional lumber” needed for the ramps) needed “brake jobs”, so we’ll be keeping our local mechanic quite busy!

Writing

About the only writing I did this “month” was related to April’s writers’ postcard swap, something I’ve been doing for several years since I love sending and receiving postcards, a Victorian invention! As I mentioned to my postcard swap recipients, my writing screeched to a halt for whatever reason, and I haven’t been able to climb back up onto the “writing wagon”. I’ve got several ideas for stories, but I can’t seem to get started on any of ’em! Consequently, I’m starting to think of myself as an impostor: someone who calls themselves an author/writer, but doesn’t write anything! Hopefully, I’ll be able to break through whatever is stopping me, so I can start actively working on at least one of the story ideas bouncing around in my head AND finish it before the start of my next trip around the sun! I was hoping that participating in May’s GWIC event (the first full weekend in May) would help be break through the “block”, but I got sick between “Packing Day” and the first stop, leaving me with absolutely no desire — or energy — to write! So, yeah… Sadly, not much writing happened this “month”, but “hope springs eternal” as they say, so I’m hoping that things (related to my writing) will change SOON!

Well… I think this about sums up my life for the past “month”. I hope you enjoy this glimpse into my life. I’m looking forward to hearing about what has kept you busy lately, so please don’t hesitate to leave me a comment below!